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| Fisty |
  
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2 | 40.00% |
| Avengingsaint |
  
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08-29-2006, 02:25 PM
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Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006
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Bah! (the poem)
(not quite what happened but who cares)
------------------------------------------- "Bah!" I say to fistypoos who insists I write this rhym. "Bah!" I say, as I stamp my shoes "I just dont have the time". "Its cool" he says and jests and jeers and hastles with his demand. I try to ignore his taunts and sneers but cant find the will to withstand. "Do it!" he cries, "It will be great" "Do it and mention Neep" "I'm tired" I say, "its getting late" "soon I need to sleep" He begins to yell, he begins to frown He shouts till his face turns red "Bah!" I say as I write this down "It's done, now im off to bed"
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08-29-2006, 02:40 PM
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Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006
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ROFL awesome poem M'loren. You should write an entire story like that!
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Most civilization is based on cowardice. It's so easy to civilize by teaching cowardice. You water down the standards which would lead to bravery. You restrain the will. You regulate the appetites. You fence in the horizons. You make a law for every movement. You deny the existence of chaos. You teach even the children to breathe slowly. You tame. - The Stolen Journals
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08-29-2006, 02:49 PM
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Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Emerald Isle, where there is no emeralds
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"Hah!", I say when his Rhyme I see'd,
"That truely is a ficticious read". "Hah!", I say at the lies he tell, "Oh-eM-Gee oR-Oh-eF-eL". "Yoo spel leik i gurl with two left hands, with a skirt for a hat and a hat for a pants". OK that's enought bustin' rhymes for me You've learned your lesson undoubtedly...
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08-29-2006, 07:51 PM
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Lead Knob Jockey
Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Netherlands
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Yeah, your english is crap
And so are your rhyming skills You'd better shut your trap Or you'll be paying the bills You're no rapper You're a Fistypoos Your voice sounds flatter Than Ozzy kangaroos Now to finish this diss With M'loren at my side We say "Bah!" and "Boo Hiss!" We're calling it a night!  Ok that was enjoyable... too bad I can't write funny stuff.
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Most civilization is based on cowardice. It's so easy to civilize by teaching cowardice. You water down the standards which would lead to bravery. You restrain the will. You regulate the appetites. You fence in the horizons. You make a law for every movement. You deny the existence of chaos. You teach even the children to breathe slowly. You tame. - The Stolen Journals
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08-30-2006, 12:35 PM
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Buttugly Administrator
Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Emerald Isle, where there is no emeralds
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OK one more diss for
my homie, Zantypants Now lets take a look at his raving and his rants With dribble from his mouth and a little girly prance He chases little rainbows with his boyfriend named Lance. "Bah!" you say and "Boo Hiss!" But let's see who can rap Let Zanty pay all the bills then that'll shut his yap! If he took his eyes from Lance's arse he would soon see that A kangaroo from Ozzyland is never really flat Well begorah and bejaysus, I got's to go so Zant I'll smell ya later Your Dutch accent is even worse than California's Governator
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08-30-2006, 04:05 PM
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Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006
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Just you wait till I get back from dinner
I'll have some words for you You'll look like a total beginner Or rather, a noob without a clue You're right about one thing Kangaroos aren't really flat Unless they're roadkill Run over... boom... it's dead But I wasn't talking about their appearance But rather their voice when it is heard Happily jumping across the clearance Something coming out their sack, resembling a turd Now stop biting rhymes From the rapper who "knew" Lance You have so many vices You must be from France Now I gotta run and eat dinner Get my belly filled Lets just end by calling me the winner And I'll make sure you get billed
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Most civilization is based on cowardice. It's so easy to civilize by teaching cowardice. You water down the standards which would lead to bravery. You restrain the will. You regulate the appetites. You fence in the horizons. You make a law for every movement. You deny the existence of chaos. You teach even the children to breathe slowly. You tame. - The Stolen Journals
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08-30-2006, 04:13 PM
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Buttugly Administrator
Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006
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Any new comers will be added to the poll
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08-30-2006, 08:14 PM
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I was half expecting another comeback... would have loved to get nasty
Anyways... M'loren is the winner as far as I'm concerned... fucking great poem!
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Most civilization is based on cowardice. It's so easy to civilize by teaching cowardice. You water down the standards which would lead to bravery. You restrain the will. You regulate the appetites. You fence in the horizons. You make a law for every movement. You deny the existence of chaos. You teach even the children to breathe slowly. You tame. - The Stolen Journals
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08-31-2006, 03:54 PM
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Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006
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Quote:
the same as you say 'dead' Then the Broca's Area in your frontal lobe Is missing from your head 
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08-31-2006, 06:28 PM
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Lead Knob Jockey
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It's not pronounced the same way but you can make it sound as if it rhymes. It doesn't even have to completely rhyme... all it takes to run smoothly is the impression that it does
Just read it out loud with a beat under it... and don't put too much emphasis on flat
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Most civilization is based on cowardice. It's so easy to civilize by teaching cowardice. You water down the standards which would lead to bravery. You restrain the will. You regulate the appetites. You fence in the horizons. You make a law for every movement. You deny the existence of chaos. You teach even the children to breathe slowly. You tame. - The Stolen Journals
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