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12-31-2009, 02:23 PM
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Happy new year
So... that 2010 thing... hows everyone dealing with that?
Personally I'm thinking about letting the creeping inevitability of my impending mortality get to me. I've got this whole mid-life crisis thing planned out where I just go completely crazy. You know I don't think you can overdo a mid-life crisis, many people don't appreciate the freedom it gives you, to be able to just go nuts and have a justifiable reason. "OMG did you see that guy, he just killed twenty people and ate a baby!" "Ah he's just having a mid-life crisis" "Oh, that's ok then." I wonder if 28 is too early... maybe I should wait till 30, it will give me time to save up for some large red phallic car, I've heard that's pretty much a requirement of any good mid-life crisis. So hows everyone else doing?
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01-01-2010, 03:40 PM
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Lead Knob Jockey
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Think I'm due one the day I turn 27...
Happy New Year lads!
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01-25-2010, 12:59 PM
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Buttugly Administrator
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Mid life crisis? The socially acceptable age to buy a phallic car is 40. You many years of saving up left befoe you can start eating babies Mloren.
Fred you've missed the boat! Get that Harley now! 
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01-28-2010, 08:39 PM
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*in his most whiny voice*
awwww but fisty, but I want to eat babies now!
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I wish that we were really good friends, we’d be completely inseparable. Of course one day you’d do some little insignificant thing that upset me and out of spite I’d have to go screw your really hot sister, just to get back at you. You’d find out of course and in a fit of incestuous jealousy you’d hack me apart with a fire axe. It’s a fantasy I have. |
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01-29-2010, 05:04 PM
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At 41 I guess I should be having one, but I am way too busy. Maybe if I win the lottery or something I will have one.
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Have you ever sat and thought about which cartoon characters would be great in bed? Well, I have no life and have done it. I'm betting that Betty Rubble would be a hellcat. Why else would Barney have that goofy laugh? I bet whoever hit Veronica Lodge limped away as a satisfied customer also. |
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02-04-2010, 09:21 AM
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LOL that's the best excuse I've heard yet for not having a mid life crisis: "I can't afford a mid life crisis!"
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